Give Me Some Food

Step 1: Come home from work at 9pm

Step 2: Politely ask husband to order Take-Out.

Step 3: See many lemons on counter.

 

Step 4: Guilt. Like, Catholic Guilt. You are a bad person because you are going to let these lemons go to waste.

Step 5: Whisk ¾ c lemon juice, 1 c. sugar, 1 tbsp grated lemon peel, and 3 eggs in saucepan.

Step 6: Answer door. Hawaiian Pizza, chilled broccoli and minestrone soup decided to come in record time.

Step 7: Eat while watching DVR-ed American Idol from last week. Decide Bucky needs to go.

Step 8: Fall asleep on couch. Dream about citrus.

Step 9: Wake up 3 hours later.

Step 10: Wander into kitchen- see separated gross warm eggs, sugar and lemon in saucepan.

Step 11: Pour icky contents down drain.

Step 12: Fail at making lemon curd.